Kidney Jokes

According to a recent study, kidney donors live just as long as people who still have two kidneys. Unfortunately, in another kinda creepy study, heart donors didn’t show the same positive results.

Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, "I don't trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment."
"So what makes you think your doctor is any better?" asked his friend.
"Because when my doctor treats you for a kidney ailment, you can be sure you'll die of a kidney ailment."

Q: What is the difference between Clinton's health care plan and a kidney stone?
A: A kidney stone is easier to pass.

Newspaper Headline:
"Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years"

Patient: Nurse I Luv U, Apne mera DILchura liya.
Nurse: Joothe, DIL ko toh humne hath bhi nahi lagaya. Humne to sirf KIDNEY churayi hai.