Kam Jokes

1 night bijli chali gae…
SARDAR APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
BiWI: kar di na phir sardaron wali baat…
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

A PEASANT cycling along the road ran over a pedestrian. The pedestrian protested "Kam say kam, ghanttee to maar dettey-you could have at least rung your bell."
The peasant replied-ghanti kya? manney to cycle ka cycle maardaala-what of the bell, I knocked the entire bicycle."

TWO slogans written under huge billboards, lauding the achievements of the Congress government led by Narasimha Rao caught the eyes of passers-by:
Narashima Rao sarkar ka vaada
Baaten kam, kaam ziyaada. (Narasimha Rao's government's pledge
Less talk and more work.)
Under it somebody had written:
Narasimha Rao sarkar ka vaada
Baaten kam, Scam ziyaada! (Narasimha Rao's government's pledge Less talk, more scams!)