Justifiably Jokes

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    Aussie: Believe you should look out for your mates.
    Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong
    to your club.
    Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of
    themselves.
    Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

    Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
    Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
    Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
    Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

    Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
    Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
    Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels.
    Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

    Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball more...

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