Aussies Jokes

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    Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
    Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when
    abroad.
    Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when
    abroad.
    Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else
    when abroad.
    Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
    Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong
    to your club.
    Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of
    themselves.
    Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
    Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
    Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to
    the point of blindness.
    Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be
    bothered to sing them.
    Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform
    the anthem.
    Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot more...

    · Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
    · Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
    · Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
    · Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
    · Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
    · Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
    · Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
    · Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
    · Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
    · Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
    · Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
    · Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.
    · Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one more...

    Ausssies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
    Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
    Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
    Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
    Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
    Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
    Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
    Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
    Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
    Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
    Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels.
    Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
    Americans: Love to watch sports on the idiot box.
    Brits: Love to watch sports in stadiums so they can fight more...

    Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
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    Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
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    Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels. Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 5 channels. Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
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    Americans: Love to watch sports on the idiot box. Brits: Love to watch sports in stadiums so they can fight with other more...

    I`ll take the Brits, the Aussies, the Israelis and the rest, for when it comes to valor we have seen that they`re the best.

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