Juggler Jokes

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    Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer.
    "I juggle them in my act."
    "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.
    A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"

    A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.
    The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket
    The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
    While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk, good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over more...

    A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
    "What are those knives doing in your car? Asked the officer.
    "I use them in my juggling act," says the juggler.
    "Oh yeah?" "Let`s see you do it." Says the policeman.
    So the man starts tossing and juggling the knives.
    A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I stopped
    Drinking. Look at the test they`re making you do now!"

    A police officer stopped a young man for speeding. He stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window. "What chew driving so fast for boy? You going to a fahhr? Let me see your license, boy." The young man handed over his license. Then the officer noticed that the back seat of the car was full of large knives. The officer said, "Tell me boy, why you got them knives on that there back seat?" The young man replied, "Well sir, I'm a juggler." The officer spat some tobacco juice and then he said, "A juggler; well you don't say. Boy, put cha hands on the trunk of yer car; you going to jail!" The young man pleaded with the officer not to take him to jail. He offered to prove to the officer that he was a juggler by way of demonstration. He said, "You can even hold me at gunpoint while I juggle for you." The officer reluctantly allowed him to prove his point while he held him at gunpoint. Two more...

    Q:How do you kill a circus?
    A:Go for the juggler!

    Juggler: "I think someone's out to get me"
    Friend: "what makes you think that?"
    Juggler: "Yesterday I received a package containing three hand grenades!"

    Juggler walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm. Says to the barman' do you serve clowns here'
    "sure" replies the barman.
    'great' says the juggler' I'll have a beer for myself and a clown for my alligator.

    Q: how many jugglers does it take change a light bulb?
    A: Ten. One to change it, eight to say "I can do that" and the tenth to say "That's my trick!"

    Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Just one, but they do it over and over and over again.

    Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Just one, but they insist on showing each variation of possible changes.

    Q: What's the more...

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