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There was this guy who wanted to find out how to go to paradise. He asked around and found out if he went up this great mountain there will be a priest there who would tell him the magic words to go to paradise.
He immediately prepared for his journey. For 40 days and 40 nights he climbed the great mountain. Finally he reached the top and found the priest. He asked the priest what are the magic words to go to paradise. The priest replied because you went through so much trouble to find out I will tell you, the words are " ISTA LUCKADY LAA LAA SUNTHARI KORA KOPPARA KOYYAH!!! Then the priest warned the guy not to tell anyone else the magic words. For if he does, the other person would go to paradise and he wont.
With this in mind he went to his hometown and called all the men. He told them, he knows the magic words to go to paradise. He told them that it's "ISTA LACKADY LAA LAA SUNTHARI KORA KOPPARA KOYYAH!!!" They said it and everyone except him went to more...