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    [Original Author: Richard Lederer, St Paul's School]
    One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a
    student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably
    genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through
    college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot.
    The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by
    Camelot. The climate in the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of
    the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular
    cube. The pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.
    The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were
    created from an more...

    One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certfiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot.

    The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

    The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my more...

    Have you ever heard of the kissing shield? No? then look at this list of crazy inventions people just like you made;
    Kissing shield
    Face bake
    Horse diaper
    Whopper wheels
    Skateboard pirate
    Light bulb changer
    Beach boots
    Remote controlled horse
    Flying bike
    Baby bottom art
    Pump power
    Dummy chicken farmer
    Airplane moisturizer
    Alarm fork
    All terrain stroller
    Aqua swing
    Baby cage
    Ball blinders
    Banana head
    BIRD CAT TRAP FEEDER
    Boob tube
    Boatless water skiing
    Hijacker detector
    And many more dumb inventions soon to come. Be watching!

    Inventions by Blondes...
    1. The water-proof towel
    2. Glow in the dark sunglasses
    3. Solar powered flashlights
    4. Submarine screen doors
    5. A book on how to read
    6. Inflatable dart boards
    7. A dictionary index
    8. Mechanical Pencil sharpeners
    9. Powdered water
    10. Pedal-powered wheel chairs
    11. Waterproof tea bags
    12. Watermelon seed sorter
    13. Zero proof alcohol
    14. Reuseable ice cubes
    15. See-through toilet tissue
    16. Skinless bananas
    17. Do-it-yourself road map
    18. Turnip ice cream
    19. Toe implants
    20. An all white flag
    21. Rolls Royce pickup truck
    22. Helicopter Ejector Seat

    Inventions by Blondes...1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights 4. Submarine screen doors 5. A book on how to read 6. Inflatable dart boards 7. A dictionary index 8. Mechanical Pencil sharpeners 9. Powdered water 10. Pedal-powered wheel chairs 11. Waterproof tea bags 12. Watermelon seed sorter13. Zero proof alcohol 14. Reuseable ice cubes 15. See-through toilet tissue16. Skinless bananas 17. Do-it-yourself road map 18. Turnip ice cream 19. Toe implants 20. An all white flag21. Rolls Royce pickup truck 22. Helicopter Ejector Seat

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