Intro Jokes

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    A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby.
    She said " Let's start with the boys first. Boys start giving their intro. First boy: " My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub. " Teacher was confused to listen and said "intresting - well, ok. In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok john. Yes next-"
    Second boy: " My name is Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub" Teacher now got surprised and said " gooodd.. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. ok next - " Third boy: I'm smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub " Teacher: " guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next - " This continues, and the last boy stands up: I m Herry, and my hobby is to see bubble more...

    Maori falla "Hey cuz how come you sheila's like those pommy falla's more than us falla's?'
    Maori sheila " Coz cuz they better roots than you falla's?"
    Maori falla "Eh! how come! how come they better rooters than us falla's then eh!"?"
    Maori sheila " Simple cuz, when you falla"s wanna root, you walk up to us sheila's and put it in!"
    Maori falla "Yea! so, thats what you do when you gonna have a root with a sheila isnt that right eh cuz?"
    Maori sheila "Yea thats right cuz, you falla"s walk up to us sheilas and put it in!... But those pommy fallas!! when they wanna root they put it in first!.... THEN walk up to you?"

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