Integral Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?
    A: Zero.
    Q: Why?
    A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!

    Quantum Chemistry

    On the first day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: An exam in Quantum Chemistry.

    On the second day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: a double integral and an exam in Quantum Chemistry.

    On the third day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: three orbitals, a double integral, and an exam in Quantum Chemistry.

    On the fourth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: four harmonic oscillators, three orbitals, etc.

    On the fifth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: Five Hermitian Operators! Four harmonic ocillators, three orbitals, etc.

    On the sixth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: six spin-orbit couplings, etc.

    On the seventh day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: seven basis functions, etc.

    On the eighth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: eight time dependent perturbations, etc.

    On the ninth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: more...

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