Insects Jokes

How do we know that insects are so clever? Because they always know when your eating outside!

How do insects travel when they go on holiday?
They go for a buggy ride.

Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance!

What`s an insect’s best chat up line?
Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin!

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
He just beetled off!

What is green and brown has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
A pool table?

What lives in gum trees?
Stick insects!

How do we know that insects are so clever?
Because they always know when you’re eating outside!

What is the insect`s favorite game?
Cricket!

The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?"Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."

If you liked the Hunchback, you'll love these Disney versions...
The Inferno by Dante Aligheri
The poet Dante (the voice of Bruce Willis) is led by his friend
Virgil (the voice of Anthony Quinn) on a magical trip
underground to the land of "Heck." Among the delightful
creatures they visit are the lovebirds Paolo and Francesca (the
voices of Andrew Dice Clay and Rosie O'Donnell), the Crying
Trees (the band Nirvana), and the Five Singing Little Devils
(the Jacksons).
Animal Farm by George Orwell
Pigs, chickens, horses - all the familiar barnyard crowd - are
the heroes of this charming celebration of teamwork and
diversity. The poor animals, having suffered for years on a
failing farm under the tyranny of the cruel farmer Jones (Robert
Goulet), are suddenly liberated when Jones trips and falls down
a well. Though things are chaotic at first, the kindly young pigs
Snowball (Michael J. Fox) and Napoleon (Eddie more...