Insect Jokes / Recent Jokes
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'".
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? Bugs Bunny.
What is the most faithful insect? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them! What insect runs away from everything? A flee! What is the difference between a flea and a wolf? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie! What to you call a Russian flea? A Moscow-ito! Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?"Why are we running so fast?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line" What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear? A space invader! What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea? Bugs Bunny! How do you start an insect race? One, two, flea - go! How do you find where a flea has bitten you? Start from scratch! What is a flea's favorite book? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.