Hyman Jokes

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    Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean cruise by their doctors. The second nightout on the way to Martinique they were leaning against the rail, looking at the big bright tropical moon on the sea, really startingto unwind. Suddenly the rail broke and both Jews fell screaming into theocean. They came up gasping and spluttering and saw the ship sailingaway from them into the darkness. As Isaac had fallen overboard he hadmanaged to grab a life preserver, and now he clung to it, desperatelytreading water. "Hyman!" he called out, "Hyman, can you float alone?" "Oy vay!" called out Hymie from the dark waters. "Vat a time totalk business!"

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Hyman!
    Hyman who!
    Hyman in the mood for dancin'...!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Hyman!
    Hyman who!
    Hyman in the mood for dancin'...!

    Trouble at School
    "Hyman, you had better come over here right away. There has been some trouble with your son."
    "Vy, vot’s heppened?"
    "I can’t discuss it over the phone, you had better come."
    So Hyman arrives at the school.
    "I’m very sorry to tell you but we are expelling your son; we can’t tolerate his sort of behaviour here."
    "But vy, vot’s he done?"
    "Well, to be quite frank, we found him playing with his genitals."
    "But dat’s not such a terrible ting, some of my best friends are genitals."

    Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who were ordered to take a Caribbean cruise by their doctors. The second night out on the way to Martinique they were leaning against the rail, looking at the big bright tropical moon on the sea, really starting to unwind.Suddenly the rail broke and both Jews fell screaming into the ocean. They came up gasping and spluttering and saw the ship sailing away from them into the darkness. As Isaac had fallen overboard he had managed to grab a life preserver, and now he clung to it, desperately treading water. "Hyman!" he called out, "Hyman, can you float alone?""Oy vay!" called out Hymie from the dark waters. "Vat a time to talk business!"

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