Hunk Jokes / Recent Jokes
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and tosses it on the grill.The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've everseen!"The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in themorning when he makes the doughnuts!"and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and tosses it on the grill.The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've everseen!"The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in themorning when he makes the doughnuts!"
A young man was so overly-endowed that it was bothering his knees, so a group of doctors decided to operate in an attempt to rectify the problem.
"Let's just take a large chunk off the end," suggested the first doctor. After discussing it, they decided that doing so would affect the man's sensitivity.
"Why don't we just take a large hunk out of the middle," the second doctor said. They discussed that prospect and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.
"Then let's just remove a big hunk from the base of it," suggested the third doctor. That, they all decided, would cause erection problems.
Hearing sniffling, the doctors turned and saw that the nurse assisting them had tears streaming down her cheeks.
"Couldn't we just make his legs longer?" she cried.
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well-
endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force
doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room to
remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We'll just take a
big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that
would affect his sensitivity.
The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the
middle of it." They discussed this, and decided it would change
the texture and feel of it.
The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the base of
it." They discussed this, too, and agreed that it might give him
erection problems.
The doctors heard a sniffling, and looked over at the nurse who
had tears running down her cheeks. The nurse cried, "Can't we
just make his legs longer?"
Handsome hunk is jogging down the beach when he sees a girl in a
wheelchair sitting on a pier crying. He runs over and asks why she's
crying.
"I've never been kissed," she sobs. So the hunk lifts her up,
cradles her in his arms, and gives her a long, passionate kiss.
"Now," he says, "you've been kissed." He puts her back in her chair
and continues to run.
A week later, he's out jogging again when he sees the same girl on
the same pier, crying again.
"What is it this time?" he asks.
"I've never been screwed," the girl sobs.
Again, the hunk picks her up and cradles her gently. He slowly
moves to the end of the pier, kissing her as he did the first time.
Suddenly, he throws her as far out in the water as he can.
"Now," he calls to her, "you're screwed."
Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...
Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!
Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolate
Forrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!
Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!
Forrest Rivera - People who like Chocolate..Next on 'Forrest'
Forrest Shakespeare - Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the question
Forrest Of Borg - All chocolates must be assimilated
Forrest Presley - Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate
Forrest Zen - I am one with the chocolate
Forrest McClaine - I used to be a box of Chocolates
Forrest Ventura - Chocolates..Alll-Riighty then...
Forrest Lauper - People just wanna have chocolate
Forrest Turner - What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?
Forrest Bones - D*@!* Jim, I'm a Dr., not a box of chocolate
Forrest Spock - Logically speaking, we are all chocolate
Forrest Scotty - The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n
Forrest Butler - Frankly more...