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There was a white man, black man, and a chinese man. They all wanted to f*** the kings daughter. So the king said, "whoever can stick it in her pussy and not get it stuck, will marry her." So the white man goes first, but it gets stuck. They get a crowbar and popp it out. The black man goes, but gets it stuck. They get the crowbar, and pop it out. Then the chinese man goes in and out, in and out. They all ask him how he did it. He said,"Me chinese, me be quick, me put crisco on my dick."
So the king decided it was not fair and put another test to try. "Whoever has the biggest penis, will marry my daughter." The white man walks out all confident, and pulls down his pants. The king rubs his magic ball and says