Hoon Jokes / Recent Jokes

aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha'is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.
wife ne jawab diya 'app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley, hisaab bhej rahi hoon.
1. doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya
2. teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3. sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.
4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.
app fiker nahi kerna, mere pass abhi lag bhag 30, 40 kiss or hain. MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA

Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"