Herolal Jokes

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    Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
    Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
    Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
    "How?" asks Herolal, puzzled.
    "Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

    Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

    Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

    Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

    "How?" asks Herolal, puzzled.

    "Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

    Herolal is driving with Bhola as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working.
    He asks Bhola if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. Bhola steps out and stands in front of the car.
    Herolal turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?"
    To which Bhola responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...."

    Bhola and Herolal decide to have a reunion. So Herolal decides to visit Bhola, who is living in a big city.
    But Herolal gets lost and calls his friend Bhola,
    "Hey, I am coming over but I am lost and have no idea where I am."
    Bhola replies, "It's okay, just look at the street intersection, there will be two signs, read them to me."
    Herolal looks over and then says, "Okay, okay, I see them, one says 'Walk', the other one says 'Do not walk'."
    "Oh good, you are right down the street. I'll be over to pick you up."

    Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks Herolal, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

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