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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were undergoing their physicals. During their physicals, the doctor was shocked to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" asked the doctor.
"It's hereditary, sir," the younger one replied.
"I see," replied the doctor. "So your father is the reason for your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother," the young man said.
"Your mother?" the doctor exclaimed. "You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I realize that, sir," the recruit replied. "but, our mother only had one arm. When it came time to get us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."

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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"

"No sir, our mother."

"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"

"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Death is hereditary.