Healer Jokes / Recent Jokes

A faith healer ran into his old friend, Max and asked him how things were going.

"Not so good, was the pained reply. "My brother is very sick."

"Your brother isn't sick," contradicted the faith healer, "he only thinks he's sick. Remember that, he only thinks he's sick."

Two months later they met again and the faith healer asked Max:

"How's your brother now?"

"Worse, groaned Max, "he thinks he's dead."

Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That`s why I`m here. I`m going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I`ve tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it didn`t help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."

Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician.

Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible." "I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That`s why I`m here. I`m going to have a baby in three months." "You must tell me what you did." "I went to a faith healer." "But I`ve tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it didn`t help a bit." The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie." &

Time may be a great healer, but it`s also a lousy beautician.