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This is one of the funniest pieces I have ever come across. It is apparently from a real log...
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does...
Wellhung:Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart:I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung:I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner... it smells funny.
Sweetheart:I want you. Would you like to screw more...

Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex.

Then again, maybe he does...

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to fuck me?

Wellhung: OK

Sweetheart: We're in my more...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know
the batteries are dead?

two guys were walking down the street when they say a nice looking hoe standing beside them. One of the guys say " suck my dick! " and she goes "with honour folow me". the man leaves his friends and follows her up some stair to a room and goes inside. when they arrive in she goes i nthe bathrrom and comes back out naked. the man then quickly strips and lies down on the bed. the man then says " how much?" and the hoes says. " free for ur cock its so big so you can stick it right up inside me and probe my inners" the man grabs her thrust her onto the bed and fucks her hard in the pussy so hard she screams the whole flats down. the man then pulls his dick out throusts her onto her back and thrusts his cick into her asshole deep. she moans and says deeper! harder!!!. so he thrust harder and deeper into the pussy and she starts screaming. he then is coming close to orgasm so he whips his dick out and gets her to masturbate his long penis. he more...