Hannah Jokes

The braggers
Becky, Sadie and Hannah are bragging about their sons.
Becky says, "My son is very successful. He is the best lawyer in London."
Sadie says, "My son has done better than that. He is the best doctor in London."
Hannah says, "My son has not done that well. He does not have a very good job and he is gay. But he has these two great boyfriends - one is the best lawyer in London and the other is the best doctor in London."

Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old star of the "Hannah Montana" television show, is considered a role model for teens.

My question is, which will come first: being arrested for DUI, getting pregnant, or being photographed without wearing panties?

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hanna' nother bell doesn't work! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah'ther opening, another show!

The Jewish diamond ring
A businessman boarded a plane and sat next to Hannah, an elegant woman wearing the largest and most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.
"This is the Egoheimer diamond," Hannah said, "it`s beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."
"What`s the curse?" the man asked.
"Mr Egoheimer."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!