Hacked Jokes / Recent Jokes

President Obama recently confirmed that his campaign files were hacked. In a related story, Senator John McCain claims that somebody hacked into his Telegraph.

A foursome was waiting at the men's tee when a foursome of ladies was hitting from the women's tee.
The women were really taking their time until finally, the last one was ready to hit the ball. She hacked it about 10 feet, went over to it, hacked it another ten feet, looked up at the men waiting patiently and said apologetically, "Looks like all those fucking lessons I took over the winter sure didn't help."
"Maybe that's your problem," one of the men immediately grumbled, "You should have been taking golf lessons instead!"