H1n1 Jokes

Santa Claus walks into the clinic to get the H1N1 shot. The nurse looks up at him and says, "I would think a Jolly old Elf like you wouldn't be worried about getting sick."

Santa replied, "Are you kidding? With all those chimneys I go up and down, I need to get a flue shot more than anyone!"

The Republican National Committee has voted to recognize the H1N1 virus as the French Flu.
The Democratic National Committee has voted to recognize the H1N1 virus as the Bush Flu.

The Republican National Committee has voted to recognize the H1N1 virus as the French Flu.
The Democratic National Committee has voted to recognize the H1N1 virus as the Bush Flu.