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An old Indian is standing on the corner, when an attractive young woman passes by. The Indian raises his hand in greeting, and says, "Chance!"
The same thing happens several days in a row. The woman walks past and the old Indian raises his hand and says, "Chance!"
Finally, she can't ignore it any longer, so she stops and asks, "You're an Indian, aren't you?"
The Indian nods.
She says, "I always thought Indians said 'How!' as a greeting."
The Indian replies, "Already know 'how'. Just want 'chance'."

An old Indian is standing on the corner, when an attractive young woman passes by. The Indian raises his hand in greeting, and says, "Chance!"
The same thing happens several days in a row. The woman walks past and the old Indian raises his hand and says, "Chance!"
Finally, she can't ignore it any longer, so she stops and asks, "You're an Indian, aren't you?"
The Indian nods.
She says, "I always thought Indians said 'How!' as a greeting."
To which the Indian replies, "Already know 'how'. Just want 'chance'."

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