Gigs Jokes

21. You need a nap before the gig.
22. After the third set, you bug the club owner to let you quit early.
23. During the breaks, you now go to the van to lay down.
24. You prefer a music stand with a light.
25. You don't recover from a Saturday night gig until Tuesday afternoon.
26. You hope the host's speech lasts forever.....
27. You buy amps considering their weight and not their tone or cool factor.
28. Feeling guilty looking at hot women at the bar' cause they're younger than your daughter.
29. You can remember seven different club names for the same location. ..
30. You have a hazy memory of the days when you could work 10 gigs in 7 days and could physically do it

31. Your set list is dance able.
32. You think "homey" means cozy and warm
33. You have to look over your glasses to check your PA connections.
34. You're playing the same venue in three months and you ask the club owner if you can leave your amp!
35. Most of the band members are a lot younger than you.
36. Your son is waiting for the gig to end to drive you and your stuff home, then go back out and party...
37. Your date couldn't make it because she couldn't find a sitter for the grandkids...
38. In consideration of your age, the audience requests some British invasion.
39. On all out of town gigs you draw straws to see who the driver will be coming home.
40. You start listing your truss as a "business expense".