Gifted Jokes

Josh was never the most gifted child, but for this he couldn't really be blamed. His mother, Maria, was no better than him. However, the singular talent that he possessed was an odd one: He could memorize everything he ate. His mother didn't see this as satisfactory, but she decided to put his talent to good use; how you ask? Simply by writing, "Brilliant! Be brilliant!" on his lunch bag!

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

You must have been gifted as a child. No one would have paid for you.

A sports headline in today’s USA Today states, "Gifted Giant’s Runner’s Come In Big, Li’l packages." This reporter is spending way too much time in the Giant’s locker room because you can’t have a little package and be considered gifted, according to every woman that I have ever dated.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Gifted!