Giant Jokes / Recent Jokes
An Indian, French-Canadian and English Canadian are walking
down the street. They see an old lamp so they kick it. Out pops
a genie. The genie says since there are three of you I will grant
you each one wish. They all agree that this sounds fine. The
Indian thinks for a while and says I want you to build a giant
cement wall somewhere in Canada so all the Canadian Indians can
live together away from everybody. The genie says fine. POOF
Its done. The French-Canadian says that sounds like a good idea.
I want you to build a giant cement wall around Quebec and move
all the French-Canadians inside. The genie says fine. POOF its
done. The English-Canadian says they make this wish thing way
to easy. He says I want you to fill both walls up with water.
I love humans. I am certainly not a a spokesman for PETA, but is it really necessary to snag the rare giant octopus. As soon as there is something on this earth that we don't know everything about, we must find it, kill it, slice it open, see how it breeds, what it eats and count it's organs. Its the real reason we send rovers to Mars. Some NASA geek is hoping to god that there is life out there so they can catch it, disect it and see if it is edible and find out if it will cure a disease or two.