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Programmer And An Engineer A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep.
The Programmer persists and explains that it's a real easy game. He explains,"I ask a question and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5. Then you ask a question and if I don't know the answer I'll pay you $5." Again the Engineer politely declines and tries to sleep.
The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "O. K., if you don't know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don't know the answer I pay you $50! " Now, that got the Engineer's attention, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Then Engineer doesn't say a word and just hands the Programmer $5.
Now, its the Engineer's turn. He asks more...

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doc, it isn''t all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don''t want to miss the 4 o''clock ball game.

Your Momma's like a Baseball Game, you have too get to first base before you can get to third!

In sports, the Duke lacrosse team made it to the NCAA Championship Game, but lost to John Hopkins. I thought this was nice though, after the game as a show of sportsmanship the Duke team gave the John Hopkins players the number to a great stripper.

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.

Apparently, Nintendo has created a diabetes management video game device in which players are rewarded with new game levels if they properly manage their diabetes. The device is called Glucoboy.

I think their slogan should be, "Glucoboy: In case the threat of impending death isn't incentive enough, we'll give you new game levels."

Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,

And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,

And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,

Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,

And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,

And your data is corrupted' cause the index doesn't hash,

Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this?

What a shame sir!

We'll find you

Another game sir:

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,

Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,

But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,

That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your more...