Futile Jokes

Resistance isn't futile, it's voltage divided by amperage.

Forwarded from another list. You may have to be a fan of the show to understand them. No offense to any Borg out there.
Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Illumination is irrelevant.
Q. What does a depressed Borg say?
A. Everything's NOT futile.
Q: Why did the Borg cross the road?
A: Standing there was futile.