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    Horoscope of Farts

    Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.
    1-AMBITIOUS - Always ready for a fart.
    2-LAZY - Just fizzles
    3-AMIABLE - Likes to smell others farts
    4-SELFISH - Only enjoys smelling own farts
    5-CARELESS - Farts in church
    6-SMART ALEC - Farts when ladies are present.
    7-CLEVER - Farts and coughs at same time
    8-SCIENTIFIC - Bottles own farts
    9-STINGY - Belches instead of farting to save asshole
    10-FOOLISH - Farts and laughs.
    11-SHY - Blushes even when farts silently.
    12-CONCEITED - Thinks they can fart loudest.
    13-UNLUCKY - Tries to fart and shits pants.
    14- TIMID - Jumps when farting.
    15-BEWILDERED - can't tell own farts from others.
    16-SLOVENLY - Farts and fizzles, rots pants.
    17-NERVOUS - Stops in middle of fart.
    18-MISERABLE - Can't fart
    19-CONFUSED - Face looks so much like ass,
    Farts don't know where to go.
    20-GROUCH - Grumbles when ladies fart.
    21-SNEAKY - Farts and blames it on more...

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