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A fellow walks into a bar with a ten-inch, scowling man on his shoulder. He orders a drink. The little man jumps off the shoulder, drinks a third of the drink and climbs back up. The fellow then orders a sandwich. The little man likewise devours a third of the sandwich. After this goes on for two more drinks, the bartender says, "Hey buddy, I don't usually pry into customers' private affairs, but what the heck is it with that little guy?" The customer replies, "Well, I found a bottle on the beach. When I uncorked it, out popped a genie. He gave me one wish. I asked for a 10-inch prick, and the genie shrunk my lawyer!"

At a resort, a fellow walks up to an older fellow who is sitting
in the sun, sipping iced tea.
Younger guy says - "Hey, you gonna just sit around all day? How
about it if you join me for a round of golf."
"Nah," the older fellow replies, "tried it once, didn't like it."
"Well then," younger fellow asks "how about a swim? It might be
just as refreshing as your iced tea there."
"Nah," the older fellow responds, "tried it once, didn't like it.
But if you're game for tennis, my son will be here soon and is
usually up for a game or two - you might want to play with him."
Younger fellow replies: "Your only child I presume?"
Rob Peck

At a resort, a guy walks up to an older fellow who is sitting in the sun, sipping iced tea. The young guy says, "Hey, how about a round of golf?""Nah," the older fellow replies, "tried it once, didn't like it.""Well, how about a swim? It'll be more refreshing that your iced tea there.""Nah," the older fellow responds, "tried it once, didn't like it."Young guy says, "Well, how about a game of tennis?""Naw, tried it once and didn't like it. But my son will be here soon. He's usually up for a game or two."The younger guy replies, "Your only child I presume?"

The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.

Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although when I was president I merely lusted in my heart, I have to admit that had I served another term, my lust might have broken free and moved down my body. God bless you in this time of trial. Jimmy Carter
Dear Bill: OK, so I'll never be president, but at least Donna Rice was a babe! Gary Hart
My Dear Chap: This is a bit of a sticky wicket, but if I were you, I should ask that charming Jay Leno fellow to see you through. Pop onto his show, admit that you made an ass of yourself and all will be forgiven. Hugh Grant
Bill: They entrapped me, they framed me, they caught me in a motel with drugs and a prostitute, but I bounced back and so can you! Bitch done set us up! Mayor Marion Berry
Dear Bill: Look at the bright side. At least you weren't caught wearing Monica's thong underwear. By the way, did you catch my sports show? I'm back on TV for the fall. Marv Albert
Dear Mr. President: more...

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.

As the lady tries it on, the furrier sidles up to the guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."

"No problem! I'll write you a check!"

"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."

So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!"

"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

Dear Bill:
As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament.
Although when I was president I merely lusted in my heart, I have to
admit that had I served another term, my lust might have broken free and moved down my body. God bless you in this time of trial.
Jimmy Carter
Dear Bill:
OK, so I'll never be president, but at least Donna Rice was a babe!
Gary Hart
My Dear Chap:
This is a bit of a sticky wicket, but if I were you, I should ask that
charming Jay Leno fellow to see you through. Pop onto his show, admit
that you made an ass of yourself and all will be forgiven.
Hugh Grant
Bill:
They entrapped me, they framed me, they caught me in a motel with drugs and a prostitute, but I bounced back and so can you! Bitch done set us up!
Mayor Marion Berry
Dear Bill:
Look at the bright side. At least you weren't caught wearing Monica's
thong underwear. By the way, did you catch my sports show? I'm back more...