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    A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here`s his dynamite speech:
    Leddies and Gentulmens,
    Contemporaries, Children, "This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly
    speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason. Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and
    at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible
    for getting birth of my son.
    We got independent because of great leaders linke Gandhiji who get-outted all more...

    A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing. He has replied to that as follows
    _________
    Deer sur,
    If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.
    This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
    I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.
    I putted a complain on station masterji.
    He said I to go to the lady clerk.
    At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.
    Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for more...

    A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai.
    He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the school assembly on Independence Day.
    Here's his dynamite speech:
    Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children, "This is my first maiden speech. If small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon.
    Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason. Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on stationmaster. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the stationmaster because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.
    We got independent because of great leadersz linke Gundhiji who get-outted more...

    A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in
    Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the
    practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on
    Independence Day.

    Here's his dynamite speech:

    Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Childrens

    "This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my
    speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school
    more fastly, but for the following reason.

    Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre
    compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on
    station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also
    rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great
    difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the
    station
    master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.

    We more...

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