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>The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a
sentence.
> Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all
the
> animals. It was fascinating."
>
> The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."
>
> Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia
Zoo
>and
> saw the animals. I was fascinated."
>
> The teacher said, "good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."
>
> Litte Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny
was
> noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he
could
> damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.
>
> Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs
are
>so big she can only "fasten 8."
>

The teacher wants her students to make a sentence with the word' fascinate'.

The first little girl raises her hand and says,' My family and I went to the zoo and I found it fascinating.'

' That's very good but I want the word fascinate.'

Another one says,' My father and I went to the movies and I was fascinated.'

' That's also very good but I want the word fascinate.'

Little Johnny raises his hand but the teacher hesitates because he has a foul mouth and usually says nasty things but she figures he can't very well mess up this word.' Go ahead Johnny', she says.

Johnny says,' My sister has a sweater with ten buttons but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8.'

A teacher wanted one of her pupils to come up with a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A girl put her hand up and said,"I went to Disneyland. It was fascinating."
"No no, I want you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating".
A boy known for his bad language put his hand up and said, "My sister

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because Johnny was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.
Johnny said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons."
The teacher said, "That was good, Johnny. However, you did not use the word 'fascinate' in your sentence."
Little Johnny continued, "But her boobs are so big, she more...

Mrs. Harris asked the class what fascinate meant. Tina raised her hand and said, "My mom and me were fascinated my the animals at the zoo."
"Well, Tina, that's good but I want fascinate."
Georgia raised her hand, "The drawings were fascinating."
Again the teacher said, "that's good but I want fascinate."
Then, she saw that Bobby had his hand up in the back of the classroom. Bobby was known around school for his naughty references, but she decided what could he get out of fascinate?
"Yes, Bobby?"
"My sister has a shirt with ten buttons."
"Okay, but..."
"I'm getting there. My sister has a shirt with ten buttons. But her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.
Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:
HONOR ROLL
We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.
PLANET
I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
DISMAY
I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."
OMELETTE
Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
STAIRWAY
When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.
MOBILE
I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."
DEFENSE
I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
AFRO
I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.
AFTERMATH
I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.
LOCKET
I slam the more...