Fares Jokes

A group of very attractive young female city employees discovered they could nicely supplement their income by moonlighting as call girls. One of the girls discovered she was more successful as a blonde after having her hair bleached. She convinced the others that the old saying, "Blondes have more fun," is true. The ladies became so popular that they were able to charge exorbitant rates.
They even charged their taxi fares to the Johns they served. When hard times hit and the market got soft, they needed a bigger come-on. Some of them understood the economic law of supply and demand, so decided to lower their rates. They decided not to include taxi fares in the fees they charged their customers.
They have become known as: The taxi-free municipal blondes.

I always get to the airport early, so I'll remember what I forgot in time to go back home and get it.
It was bound to happen. Airline fares have become so complicated, it's now cheaper to fly to some destinations than to stay home.
The airline I use has made a major improvement in its in-flight food. On many flights they're stopped serving it.
I don't think they should perform random drug testing on all airline employees - just test the ones who keep changing the fares.
Unlike cars, airline seats don't have airbags. But you often end up sitting next to one.

A group of very attractive young female city employees discovered they could nicely supplement their income by moonlighting as call girls. One of the girls discovered she was more successful as a blonde after having her hair bleached. She convinced the others that the old saying, "Blondes have more fun," is true. The ladies became so popular that they were able to charge exorbitant rates.
They even charged their taxi fares to the Johns they served. When hard times hit and the market got soft, they needed a bigger come-on. Some of them understood the economic law of supply and demand, so decided to lower their rates. They decided not to include taxi fares in the fees they charged their customers.
They have become known as: The taxi-free municipal blondes.
From the book "Ahaggy Dogs Have Punny Tales"