Ernesto Jokes

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Se

Mr Boris Yeltsin, the President of Russia, Mr Bill Clinton, the President of USA, and Mr Ernesto Zedillo, the President of Mexico were together in France in a restaurant.
The captain, honoured by such distinguished presence, approached them and asked politicly,' Le aperitif?'
All of them answered,' Oui.'
He then proceeded to ask their preferences individually. Starting with His Excellency Ernesto Zedillo, he queried,' Le tequila?'
'Oui,' answered His Excellency.
The captain looked at Mr Boris Yeltsin, and asked,' Le vodka?'
'Oui,' answered the President of Russia.
Finally, the captain approached the President of USA and asked, lLe whisky?'
'Don't mention that b....,' reacted Bill Clinton sharply.

According to CNN, after it moved through Florida, Tropical Storm Ernesto has weakened into a depression. But, c'mon, Ernesto, you did a good job, don't be so hard on yourself.

Immigration opponents plea for help from the Bush administration, saying Cuba's "Ernesto" will take work away from honest, hard-working American Tornados.

President Bush will grant temporary status, saying this storm will do the work American-named storms refuse to do, like ensuring there will never be a sequel to Miami Vice. Ever.