Emanuel Jokes

Eric Massa, responding to charges he groped a male page, responded, "Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe..."
Apparently, his biggest complaint against Rahm Emanuel's physical contact in the Congressional Gym showers is that Rahm is lousy at tickling.
(Rumors are that Emanuel was just in there trying to keep a fish alive by holding it under the shower head.)

Sarah Palin has taken to her Facebook page to demand that PresidentObama fire his chief of staff Rahm Emanuel for referring to a plan thatwould attack Democrats who are opposed to health care legislation as"f----ing retarded". Palin says Emanuel's remark was disparaging tothe disabled. She went on to say that Emanuel could have more properlyand sensitively emphasized his point by saying that the plan was"fucking mentally challenged."