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    The lottery

    The angel, Eliyahu HaNavi, approached God, saying: "See that man over there? Every day, he slips a note in the Wailing Wall, asking to win the first prize in the lottery. Please let him win."
    God: "But...."
    Eliyahu HaNavi, interrupting: "He's a good man. He deserves to win. He performs many acts of charity."
    God: "But..."
    Eliyahu HaNavi, interrupting: "Let him win - if not for his sake, then for the sake of his twelve children."
    God: "But he never buys a ticket."

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