Eleventh Jokes / Recent Jokes

NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.

They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They began their brain-storming and came up with the 11th.

After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:

"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."

During a heavenly staff meeting, God, Moses and Saint Peter concurred that the behavior of former President Clinton brought about the necessity for an eleventh commandment.
They brainstormed for hours and hours, trying to settle on the wording of the new commandment, realizing it must display the same dignity as the other ten.
After numerous revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."

The eleventh commandment was "Thou Shalt Compute" or "Thou Shalt Not Compute" - I forget which.

We have all heard of the ten commandments.
Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton.
"Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff."

We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton."Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff."