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    Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to their destination the car stalled on them.

    Then the first engineer who was a mechanical engineer said, "don't worry its probably engine problems. I will just pop open the hood and take a look at the motor".

    Then the second engineer, who was an electrical engineer, said, "no, no, no. It is an electrical problem. Just let me look at the fuse box and I will find the problem".

    The third engineer, who was a chemical engineer, said, "its just a problem with the fuel. Flush out all of the gas and replace it with new gas and you will see that the car will be fine."

    Then the three engineers looked at the fourth who was a computer engineer. And his response was... "Why don't we just get out of the car, shut all of the doors, and then open them again and get back in and start it!"

    Engineers do it with precision.

    Electrical engineers are shocked when they do it.

    Electrical engineers do it on an impulse.

    Electrical engineers do it with large capacities.

    Electrical engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.

    Electrical engineers do it with more power and at higher frequency.

    Mechanical engineers do it with stress and strain.

    Mechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency.

    Chemical Engineers do it in fluidized beds.

    City planners do it with their eyes closed.

    Petroleum engineers do it with lubrication.

    Reservoir engineers do it thorougly and with lot of simulation.

    Drilling engineers do it with smooth penetration aided by lubrication, frequent short wiper tripps, and at the end slug is pumped before they pull out.

    One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.
    The car broke down.
    The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
    The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
    The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
    All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
    The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."

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