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    Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

    Part 9 - (The Future of Real Programmers) - the final part
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    What of future? It is a matter of some concern to Real Programmers that the latest generation of
    computer programmers are not being brought up with the same outlook on life as their elders. Many of
    them have never seen a computer with a front panel. Hardly anyone graduating from school these days
    can do hex arithmetic without a calculator. College graduates these days are soft - protected from the
    realities of programming by source level debuggers, text editors that count parentheses, and "user friendly"
    opearing systems. Worst of all, some of these alleged "computer scientists" manage to get degrees without
    ever learning FORTRAN! Are we destined to become an industry of Unix hackers and PASCAL
    programmers?
    From my experience, I can only report that the furure is bright for Real Programmers everywhere. more...

    How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

    Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

    An editor is someone who has earned enough points to "unlock" certain features of the website. Editors have certain degrees of ability to modify the jokes on this website. Here is a list of the requirements and privileges given to those who meet the requirements. You do not need to ask to become an editor. If you meet the requirements you automatically have those privileges.(Note: You may not get those privileges if you exhibit bad behavior toward the website.)
    Level 0: (100 Points) You can report and verify duplicate jokes.
    Level 1: (500 Points) You can suggest and verify corrections to jokes in order to improve spelling, grammar and other errors.
    Level 2: (1000 Points) Your votes on jokes count as double (but you still only get 1 point for a vote)
    Level 3: (4000 Points) Your votes on jokes count as triple (but you still only get 1 point for a vote)

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