Duodock Jokes

From the February issue of MacUser letters to the editor.
"I got married a couple of weeks ago and took my PowerBook 165 along (on the honeymoon) to keep up with e-mail. On the last day of the trip, I drove over my PowerBook with my father-in-laws car.
My wife put it by the front tire, and I unknowingly backed up the car over it."
(note: it survived much I am sure to his wife's disappointment.)
The Editors opined the perhaps his wife was trying to "tell him something".
I guess it would have been OK if he had brought a DuoDock instead of a PowerBook 165. ;-)
(For the PC addicted a DuoDock is a sub portable powerbook which when you want to play games and the like you insert into a slot in a Docking station to obtain a full fledged desk top station with all the bells and whistles.... I know (GROAN)