Dumped Jokes

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    (Row Row Row Your Boat)
    Roll, roll, roll your joint
    twist it at the end,
    take a puff,
    that's enough and pass it to a friend.
    Little Jack Horner sat in the corner playing with himself,
    he stuck his thumb up his ass
    and found his uncles underpants
    and said "What a good boy am I"
    Mary Mary quite contrary
    shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.
    Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
    I live in a flat you fucking twat so how the fuck should I know
    Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
    With wizz and e's and ganja trees and coke as white as snow
    Mary had a little lamb her cow had B.S.E
    Mary was a kiky slut and gave them H.I.V
    Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
    He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand.
    He said, "Excuse me ladies,
    just doing my duty
    so why not pull down your pants
    and give me some booty."
    Hickory Dickory more...

    The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
    A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.
    The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
    Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.
    Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels, blotted up the more...

    A REALLY Bad Day
    So you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
    A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.
    The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
    Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the more...

    An America, Irishman, and a Mexican were on a boat. Suddenly the boat started to fill with water. The American told the other men to dump off the things in the boat they had a lot of in their country. The Irishman dumped cases of alchohal over. The Mexican dumped cases of cigares over. The American picked up the Mexican and threw him overboard.

    The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
    A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The
    man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man,
    still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto
    the floor inside the house.
    The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut
    and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the
    phone and summoned an ambulance.
    Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to
    the street to direct the paramedics to her husband.
    After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the
    motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife more...

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