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What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over? DoughnutsSent by Susan
Yo Mama is like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her!
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda`s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she`d been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a more...
What do you get when the Pillsberry Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts!
The Pillsbury Doughboy, veteran spokesman for Pillsbury, died recently of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to his belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. In attendance were many celebrities, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Cap'n Crunch.
The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, although his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was never considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 more...