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Tufts University bans sex in the dorm when your roommate is present. Everyone at the university, excluding the frisbee golf team, was outraged.

20 Reasons Throwing Up is Better thanDormFood
After you throw up, you feel better.
You can throw up whenever you want.
When you throw up, you don't have to wait in line.
Throw-up is always warm.
You don't have to sneak throw-up out of the cafeteria.
When you're throwing up, a bent spoon is an advantage.
You can lose weight throwing up.
You don't have to pay to throw up.
Throw-up is SUPPOSED to look like that.
When you throw up, you don't have to come back for seconds.
You don't have to throw up everyday.
Throwing up can never cause you to eat dorm food afterward.
You can throw up without a photo ID.
Throw-up is organic and biodegradable.
They don't ration throw-up.
After you throw up, at least you know what you've eaten.
Plastic throw-up is funny. Plastic dorm food is redundant.
You don't have to throw up the same thing five days in a row.
A dog will eat throw-up.
After you throw up, at least there's some more...

20 Signs You've Been on Campus too Long
You...
Think that McDonald's/Burger King is "real food."
Know more than 5 uses for milk crates.
Can give a guided tour to anyone after 2 weeks.
Call home and think it's a wrong number.
Call your best friend's house and think it's the right number to your house.
Can sing your school's fight song after only one weekend.
Think that going to the mall is a special trip.
Start doing homework.
Have conversations about homework.
Know your roomie's life like it was your own.
Ask your girlfriend "out" to the campus restaurant.
Stay in the dorm for weekends.
Call your dorm room "home."
Have a list of carbon copies as long as I do for one piece of E-Mail.
Start thinking that the only people left on earth are the people who go to your college/university.
Can recommend web sites to your friends.
Know about more web sites than Yahoo!
Want to be Greek, even more...