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One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.
The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me... could I see your drivers license...?"
"...What's a license...???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration..." asked the cop.
"Registration... what's that....?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll be back in a minute..." said the cop and walked back to his car.
The officer phoned into the more...

There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over for
speeding, the cop asks," can I see your license and registration
please!"
The blonde responds, "license and registration what is that?"
The cop respnds," you will find your license in your purse and
registration in your glove compartment."
The cop gets the license and registration and goes back to the car,
and he calls dispatcher and reports it. The dispatcher replies,"
this wouldnt be a blonde in a ferrari would it?" The cop replies,"
yes it is." The dispatcher says, "go back to her car and drop your
pants."
The cop responds back,"I cant do that!" The dispatcher says, "trust
me, just do it!" then the cop replies,"ok whatever you say!"
So he walks back to her car, and drops his pants. The blonde turns
around and says, "oh no, not another breathalizer test!"

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance? Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss... Could I see your driver's license?"
"What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.
"It's usually in your wallet" replied the officer.
After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
"Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.
"Registration... What's that?" asked the blonde.
"It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.
"I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch more...