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    CHEMICAL ANALYSIS


    > > Element: Woman
    > > Symbol: Wo
    > > Discoverer: Adam
    > >
    > > Quantitative analysis: Accepted at 36-28-36, though isotopes ranging
    from

    > > 25-10-20 through 60-55-60 have been identified.
    > >
    > > Occurance: Found wherever man is, but seldom in the highly reactive,
    > > energetic single state. Surplus quantities in all urban areas.
    > >
    > > Physical properties: Undergoes spontaneous dehydrolysis (weeps) at
    > > absolutely nothing and freezes at a moments notice. Totally
    > > unpredicatble. Melts when properly treated, very bitter if not well
    used.
    > > Found in many states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
    > > Non-magnetic, but attracted coins and sports cars. In its natural
    state > > the specimen varies considerably, but is often changed
    artificially so > > well that the change is indiscernable except to the
    experienced eye.
    > >
    > > more...

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