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    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed?

    Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted!

    Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose.

    On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.

    Continuing with that theme:

    banker disinterested
    blackjack dealer discarded
    cabinet member disappointed
    ''Cannabis Club'' owner disjointed
    cashier distilled
    chemist dissolutioned
    C.P.A. discounted
    detective dissolved
    editor dispelled
    electrician more...

    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?

    If a lawyer can be disbarred can a musician be denoted or a model deposed?

    Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
    Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.
    Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
    Professional courtesy.
    You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
    Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
    What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
    Another lawyer.
    What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
    His partners.
    What does a lawyer use for birth-control?
    His personality.
    What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon?
    He was disbarred.
    What does a laywer get when you give him Viagra?
    Taller
    What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
    Your Honor.

    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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