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    LETTER WRITTEN TO THE MANAGER OF THE Y. M. C. A HOTEL IN LONDON BY A TOURIST
    FROM ITALY AFTER HIS RETURN HOME

    Roma 29
    Sep 1997
    The Manager
    Y. M. C. A Hotel
    LONDON
    Dear Signore Direttore

    Now I am tella you story wot I was treated at your hotella
    I am comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a younga christian
    man at your hotella.
    When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed-how can I sleep
    with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to reception and tella:
    "I wanna shit" They tella me: Go to toilet". I say no, I wanta shit in my
    bed". They say: You better not shit in your bed, you sonna wa-bitch". What
    is sonna wa-bitch?
    I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and eggs and two
    pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and
    point on toast: " I wanta piss". She tells me: "GO to toilet" I more...

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