Difference Jokes / Recent Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

Q: What's the difference between a bra-less woman and a sewing machine?
A: The sewing machine has only one bobbin.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One cant see to go, the other cant go to sea.

What's the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
The vulture waits till you are dead before it eats your heart out.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

Q: What's the difference between cows and infants?
A: Cows turn water into milk.. . .