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In related news, Dick Cheney said today that he is going to get his GED.
During a news conference in Iraq yesteday, President Bush ducked two shoes that were thrown at him. Bush was asked by reporters how he managed to deftly avoid getting hit. Bush replied, " You get good at ducking when you go hunting with Dick Cheney."
Doctors administered an electrical shock to Vice President Dick Cheney's heart and restored it to a normal rhythm during a 2 1/2 hour hospital visit Monday.
It required 1/2 hour to normalize his heartbeat. The other two hours were spent trying to locate his heart.
On NBC's "Meet the Press," Dick Cheney said, "If we had to do it over again, we'd do exactly the same thing."
"Same here!" said Osama bin Laden.
In a finding that could treat inherited baldness, a research team in England claims to have discovered a genetic "code" that instructs cells to sprout hair.
That's good news for Vice President Cheney. Now all scientists have to do is find the genetic code for "evil" and he'll be completely cured.
Dick Cheney said that the US doesn't "torture," but that we have a "robust interrogation program."
Your honor, I didn't "rape" her, we just had a "robust exchange of fluids."