Diana Jokes / Recent Jokes
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive. For $50 extra you can enjoy the "Land Mind Obstacle Course".
When Mother Teresa died she went straight to heaven. Upon her arival St. Peter informed her that they've been expecting her. She was the given her Angel wings for all the great work she did on earth and her angel Halo.Later on that day Mother Teresa was walking around heaven when she saw Princess Diana with an even bigger Halo! Teresa got pissed off, and went to see St. Peter, and asked "After all of my years sacrificing for the poor and the needy, I get a Halo this small. But Diana only took a couple of pictures with some landmine kids and got an even bigger Halo than me!"St. Peter replied, "That's not a Halo... That's the steering wheel..."
When Mother Teresa died she went straight to heaven.
Upon her arival
St. Peter informed her that they've been expecting her.
She was the given her Angel wings for all the great work she did on earth
and her angel Halo.
Later on that day Mother Teresa was walking around heaven when she saw Princess
Diana with an even bigger Halo!.
Teresa got pissed off, and went to see St. Peter, and asked "After all of
my years sacrificing for the poor and the needy, I get a Halo this
small.
But Diana only took a couple of pictures with some stupid landmind kids
and got an even bigger Halo than me."
St. Peter replied, "That's not a Halo... That's the steering wheel..."
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter said "Excuse me ladies, but before I let you in... I must know what you were doing when you died... you see Heaven has become AWFULLY crowded... it's our new policy!" He smiled." Well... if you must know... I was standing in front of the mirror examining my boobs..." Dolly Parton said." And I was going to the bathroom!" Princess Diana said." You may enter into Heaven..." St. Peter held the gate open for Princess Diana to pass through." WAIT A MINUTE! How come she gets to go and not me?!" Dolly Parton asked." Why... don't you know... a royal flush beats 2 of a kind!" St. Peter exclaimed.
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?
A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard...
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio? A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard...
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today? A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.